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Birthday Celebrations: Ageless Plus One They Puke

Birthday Celebrations: Ageless Plus One They Puke
By: Balami Lazarus
As I write this piece, I was caught between the beautiful literary works of two great African poets and not knowing who to quote because they say the same thing poetically in different ways, going by their subject matter. As the writing progresses, I will definitely make reference to one of them to qualify this discourse.
The “Ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead” I read recently has explicitly expressed our individual differences exhibited by man in lifestyles and even in death. The book written in spell said that even in death, individuals are different.
I hereby believe that some persons are battling with parents, relatives, friends, and acquaintances who are trying to impose their ways of life and styles on them, refusing to accept the fact that likes and dislikes make us different as humans. When I got to understand myself as an individual adult who has a mind of his own, making me positively different, that was the beginning of my journey to self-freedom as an individual.
As humans, we are physically the same, but we easily forget that you and I are entirely different. I have always tried to single myself out from the crowd to make a difference in terms of things that are personal and not against the law. With this in mind, I have developed a very strong, self-independent mindset, which has made me principled, and I don’t play to the gallery. That has also made me stand out like an inselberg mountain. However, for the purpose of family, collective responsibilities, and public interest, I must stoop with love and understanding for the sake of progress, growth, and development.
Therefore, my dislike for birthday celebrations makes me different from you or anyone out there. Moreover, it is of no value to me as I live. With this, I recalled when a young school pupil was asked at a children’s program, Would you like to be like Aliko Dangote ?
He answered and said, “No, we are different.” For me, that was a brilliant answer, for it entails so many things.
I have long disciplined and have control of my mind, body, and soul to outgrow so many things that are not necessary or important for me to either have , do, or use. This has helped me to brush aside and ignore so many things. Perhaps for the purpose of association or friendship, I might like or admire some things about the individual concerned, but the fact remains I will not and shall never be you nor do as you do because even in death—funeral/burial—we are different.
Most birthdays are celebrated empty of how old the celebrants are because they are ageless. What is the rationale behind this?. Does it make sense? . My father, of blessed memory, was good at record keeping. He taught us, as his children, to be mindful of important dates and years for future use and documentation. He further reminded us that “your birthday has been properly celebrated during your naming ceremony. Why another birthday celebratio”n?
I have seen where some people took birthday celebrations as if they were a personal achievement, and some even took offense when you did not identify with them by either phone calls , text messages, or other social media handles. Shamelessly, few among these individuals confront you with the anger of a black mamba showing all over them as if it were an obligation to celebrate with them on this self-meaningless and childish glee, which I see as generational encroachment because as a mature adult, you no longer need such celebration. This is my opinion.
I will not conclude this article without telling readers that I do attend ceremonies like Thanksgiving, graduations, award presentations, marriages, namings, and funerals, among other important events, but not birthday celebrations; that is always Plus (+) One, year in and year out. What is a burlesque? And this brings me to where I will have to quote one of the two African poets, Wole Soyinka and John Pepper Clark (Abikus). Suffice to say, Plus (+) One is like the Abiku in Wole Soyinka’s poem “I am Abiku calling for the first… repeated time , ageless though our puke.” This is the way of many birthday celebrants .
Finally, I smell the spoor of some readers saying in their minds that this writer is out of date , a bushman, socially bankrupt, and does not belong. I guess I am right . Well, in recollection, calmness, and stillness, I stand to say we are different.
Balami, a publisher/columnist 08036779290.
Birthday Celebrations: Ageless Plus One They Puke
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Africana First Publishers: Poor Reading Culture and the Challenges of Book Publishing in Nigeria

Africana First Publishers: Poor Reading Culture and the Challenges of Book Publishing in Nigeria
By: Balami Lazarus
I was going through my bookshelf looking for a particular bestselling novel when I saw a file that has some records of my work with Africana First Publishers Limited, Onitsha. Going through them was a nostalgia and flashback of traversing around the north to the south of the Niger.
Interestingly, I recalled my colleagues when we used to converge collectively and corporately twice a year for the ‘Epiphany Sales Conference’ in Onitsha at the Book House, the company head office, to assess and evaluate each territory and strategize. It was a period and time for booing and jesting at those lacking behind in discharging their duties in sales and marketing as area managers and educational sales representatives, who are considered the minting arm of the company. I was indeed having fun.
With the resumption of yet another school year, the 2025/2026 academic sessions. And looking back at the book publishing companies in Nigeria, the likes of Africana First Publishers Limited Onitsha, one of the big names in the industry in Nigeria, before the economy started frowning and when the reading culture was above average, and a time when schools and parents were buying books for their libraries and for their children at all levels.
My years of teaching literature in English, where reading is paramount, have given me a continuous tense in the three literary genres: prose, drama, and poetry, and it is a must for students to have all the
texts. This experience has made me see practically that the reading culture is in its coffin, waiting to be nailed finally for burial. I now agreed with one of my friends who recently met me engrossed in a novel and said, ‘Do Nigerians still read books?’Well, for me, you cannot take away books from my life because I love reading, and it is one of my hobbies.
The book publishing business was not of interest to Nigerians until a few decades ago, when some businessmen began to get involved by taking over the control and management of some foreign book publishing companies. Far East Publishers is now Africana First Publishers. Longman is now Learn Africa Publishers. Oxford University Press is today University Press Ibadan. And Macmillan London is addressed as Macmillan (Nigeria) Publishers, among a few others. This tells you that nearly all books used before the emergence of indigenous participation are published by foreign firms and authors.
I came to understand that the book publishing business is capital intensive for what it takes to establish a book publishing company, and being a player in this industry with the current economic difficulties and the very poor reading culture is not encouraging.
Are you aware that there are great differences between publishers and printers? But most people wrongly put them in the same basket, while they are not. Publishers are more of an element in the nature of knowledge contributing to the economy. While printers do the finishing work by printing and binding them into books.
It is a pity today that most book publishing companies are winding up as a result of poor reading culture, economic challenges, and the internet that has sent some packing.
Balami, a publisher/columnist. 08036779290
Africana First Publishers: Poor Reading Culture and the Challenges of Book Publishing in Nigeria
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Deponents and the Consequences of Sworn Affidavits as Legal Documents

Deponents and the Consequences of Sworn Affidavits as Legal Documents
By: Balami Lazarus
In the course of writing this article, three names came to my mind who are legal gentlemen. Though one of them is no more. These men have contributed to my knowledge and understanding of the law in conducting my real estate business as a registered broker and how it works in the courts of law. However, I am not a lawyer, and I have never wished or aspired to be one despite the opportunities and privilege of being alive and in good health.
The understanding of some basic aspects of the laws is far away from many Nigerians. Well, my knowledge and fair understanding of some laws is from personal self-development. While my late brother Barr. John Kamdadi Balami and my good friend Barr. (Dr.) Nankin Samuel Bagudu, one of the radical human rights lawyers on the Plateau, were instrumental to my understanding of some aspects of the law/court procedures. And what to do in running my business and living life as a law-abiding citizen who respects constituted authorities/orders.
Another personality who is a friend and a brother by extension, a fine legal gentleman whose name I will not mention, is today a respected Honourable member of the Bench and has also played a significant role in my understanding of the law and what to do when and if the need arises.
My dealings with the courts of law have taught me patience, because courts under judges are a calm body of the judiciary. It is a place where you are given a fair hearing and judgement.
Furthermore, courts are where you can obtain signed legal documents on oath to different kinds of affidavits on civil matters/issues that directly concern the deponents, knowing fully well the consequences of lying while under lawful oath. This is because affidavits are official prescribed declarations of what one writes and claims to be true under oath. And that when and if the court finds out one is lying, you are liable for perjury.
Moreover, my association and interactions with human and civil rights organizations/associations, including my activities and contributions in Alternative Dispute Resolution (ADR) matters for peacefully amicable settlements and/orconflict resolutions, have further exposed me to understanding of what affidavits are.
The courtrooms under judges are interesting places to be in seeking legal redress. But I have observed that many are not comfortable with the courts of law, not knowing they are hallmarks of legal protection, justice, and punishments under the laws of the land. Judges are known to be kind individuals with large hearts. They are men of privilege under and outside the law. It is at their discretion to temper justice with mercy in either civil or criminal cases. And it has also exposed me to who legal practitioners are with their legal rhetoric in court before a judge.
Therefore, courts are not only meant for fair hearings and judgments but also for where you find justice and legal protections through legal redress and sworn affidavits.
Balami, a publisher/columnist. 08036779290
Deponents and the Consequences of Sworn Affidavits as Legal Documents
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Angry, Bitter, Frustrated Nentawe Yiltwada Goshwe of Kanke and His Political Bandits

Angry, Bitter, Frustrated Nentawe Yiltwada Goshwe of Kanke and His Political Bandits
By: Balami Lazarus
I disliked joining or responding to partisan issues or arguments with individuals or groups of persons in any form or manner for or against, as the case may be. This is because most times many out there are not objective in such matters. Rather, they are damned and condemned in totality without consideration or a second thought. But here am I, doing what I don’t like. I will then be brief with this work, believing it to be my first short write-up.
My concern as an individual in a democracy has always been any individual who can bring changes and deliver the dividends of democracy through good governance to his people, not the political party as a platform. But this has been the norm for many citizens, likeNentawe Yiltwada Goshwe of Kanke and his political bandits.
The late Waziri Ibrahim of Borno, once a leader of the Great Nigeria People’s Party (GNPP), had the watchword
“Politics without bitterness” has been the guiding principle of his party and members. Meaning politics is not a do-or-die affair. Unlike Nentawe and his men on the Plateau, who have been blowing fouls against Governor Caleb Manasseh Mutfwang’s administration since 2023, until when? Only God knows.
I will hereby narrow this piece of work and its context to angry, bitter, and frustrated Nentawe and others who are deliberately refusing to come to reality with the positive developments on the Plateau because of their disjointed, myopic, and comatose state of mind that has not allowed them to see anything good done and/oraccomplished by the Mutfwang government.
Their intent through Nentawe is venomous, demonstrated in his political attitudes towards the government and the people-oriented projects carried out by the state down to his village, Dungung Ampang East District in Kanke Local Government Area. The citizens are witnesses to these laudable infrastructural/social amenities projects.
I will also appreciate answers to these questions:Who is Nentawe Yiltwada Goshwe in the last 20 years of Plateau State? What are his political pedigrees in the state?Can this Kanke man be trusted with the mantle of the state leadership?
Speaking recently on the radio, he descended heavily with a sledgehammer on the administration of Governor Caleb Mutfwang with frivolous unsubstantiated statements oiled with dead lubricants of lies of anger and bitterness with sword-edged extensions to the doorsteps of the Caleb Mutfwang family. “With the allocations coming to the state, there is nothing to show for it.” According to him, Mutfwang and his brothers are siphoning public funds meant for the state. Haba! Nentawe of Dungung.
For me, Nentawe Yiltwada Goshwe and his political gangsters/mobsters are enemies of the state who are working with anger, bitterness, and frustrations in an attempt to politically discourage the good citizens of the state from supporting the able, progressive, and focused Governor Caleb Mutfwang, who has shown and displayed a high sense of political maturity and purpose in governance in piloting the affairs of the state against all prevailing odds, including that of Nentawe and his frustrated political bandits who were voted out of Little Rayfield, Jos, the seat of power.
Balami, a publisher/columnist. 08036779290
Angry, Bitter, Frustrated Nentawe Yiltwada Goshwe of Kanke and His Political Bandits
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